Thursday, November 8, 2007

Total Scam

I have been aware of this all along. The blow-hard politicians created this chaos and hopefully it will blow up in there face. We have been keeping weather-related records for a couple hundred years and we think we can predict what is going to happen? What if the polar ice caps have been going through 1000 year cycles? 10,000 year cycles? The co-founder of Green Peace dismisses global warming as well.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Jesus H. Christ

We have all done it, but imagine this.

This would actually be fun

I hate to say it, this is something I would do. Of course, I would lie and say I was looking for people in need of help.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Booze makes you smart

Andres Vasquez, 20, of Verona, Ky., initially told the 911 operator in May that someone had "thrown" his truck on top of him, but he finally admitted he was drunk, had had a one-vehicle accident, was trapped upside-down and was in dire pain, fading in and out for over two hours to the dispatcher. The operators pleaded the entire time for Vasquez to just say where he was so that they could send a rescue party, but, as the Kentucky Enquirer put it, "When repeatedly asked his location, (Vasquez's) answer was always the same: 'I'm under the fuckin truck.'" (He finally gave a clue and was rescued.) [Kentucky Enquirer, 5-18-07]

Monday, July 30, 2007

Always look

behind your car when there are kids around. This just sucks.

Funny Clip

This must have seemed like a good idea at the time. The idiot picks a Hillary rally to get on the soap box.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Bob Costas gets a nice dig

This is a very well thought out finger flick into his nuts. Read.

Freaky

This is a freaky story.

Lock her up before she kills somone else

I think this lady may be a long lost relative? Its nice to hear someone who sounds like they know these brats need to do some time.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

More on the Tour

Not pretty.

Tour De Mess

What the hell happened in the last 5 days? We were watching the Tour and then POW! Everyone gets tossed and they say more to come. I am just waiting for doping to show up in ping pong for christ's sake. What a bunch of idiots.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Oh Shit.

Holy Shitski. Check out this site for an amazing display of what happens when a welding company goes up in flames and there are acetylene tanks all over the place. Better than most movies.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

mubd aojibgo (word scramble)

I think he and Tank Johnson should start hanging out. Peckerhead.

This needs to be stopped

When will the people speak? These lying, money hungry assholes and their big fuckin smiles can each some of my juicy turd. They are spiking prices because GWB is a giant prick and they want Americans to blame him for rising oil and gas prices. Its working because if dragging his ass out of office will take the squeeze off then I say start dragging.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

I am sure this made people a bit nervous

(CBS) NEW YORK What was the scene of New York City's hustle and bustle during Wednesday afternoon's rush hour in the Midtown East section of Manhattan turned into a ghost town after a steam pipe exploded on 41st Street and Lexington Avenue, leaving a giant crater in the middle of the intersection, and surrounding buildings covered in soot, their windows blown out from the impact.

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Officials are warning residents to avoid the scene and treat the area as if "there was asbestos in the air."

Chunks of road, mud, and debris surround a red tow truck that sits all but destroyed in the middle of the crater, said to be anywhere from 50 to 100 feet in diameter, where Mayor Michael Bloomberg says a 24 inch steam pipe built in 1924 burst, perhaps due to cold water from the rain or an unknown water main break.

Nicole Frielich was on the 15th floor of the building where she works at 370 Lexington Avenue, located on the corner of 41st Street, when the explosion occurred. She says employees in her office became alarmed after there was a thunderous clap and the building began shaking as if there was an earthquake.

"All you could see out the window was a muddy, brownish-gray, debris hitting the window. It was very powerful. After the initial explosion you could still feel the building was continually just shaking," she told CBS 2 HD.

"We immediately ran into the hallway and everybody evacuated into the stairwell. ... It was just mayhem, there was no direction, no one knew what to do. When got down to the main floor there were two people off the street, it was completely eerie like out of a photo of 9/11, they were just covered from head to toe in mud, black and brownish gray, bleeding. Everyone was hysterical, everyone was just yelling," Frielich added.

The mass hysteria stretched outside for blocks, where residents and employees ran in fear, unsure as to whether the city had been under attack. Sirens blared northbound along 3rd Avenue for hours as emergency vehicles pushed through the gridlock that tied up nearly every lane during the busy 6 o'clock hour.

At the Canal Street subway station in downtown Manhattan, Mike Wexler was waiting to head north on the 6-train when the subway operator first made an announcement that service was halted, but due to a building collapse on 42nd Street, and not an explosion.

"I was standing on the platorm when the made the announcement, and I immediately had a heightened state of alert," he told wcbstv.com. "It's not something you hear everyday."

Minutes later, Wexler says passengers who were forced to walk uptown whispered of what was then described as an explosion, and not a collapse.

Back uptown, buildings adjacent to the site of the explosion had shattered windows, their walls covered in the brownish-gray hue that Frielich described.

Moments after the explosion a tornado-like cloud rose from the crater, with a billowing belt of steam furiously blowing into the sky. The steam cloud could be seen for miles, and there were concerns of asbestos contaminating the air by the scene.

A school bus sat near the crater, emptied, with book bags strewn along the floor.

Police officers and utility crew wore face masks, residents covered their faces with shirts or other pieces of clothing. Those covered in the debris and soot were forced to be decontaminated due to the asbestos concerns.

There were numerous reports of injuries, with some suffering severe burns, others suffering broken bones. One woman was taken to Bellevue Hospital and was later pronounced dead after apparently having a heart attack likely due to the shock of the explosion.

An estimate to the amount of damage caused has not been given, but it will likely take millions of dollars in repairs and several months to fix the pipes, the streets, and the surrounding buildings. It's anyone's guess as to how long the crater that now stretches across 41st Street will take to be filled.

And of course it could take even longer for many -- especially those who were directly affected by the attacks on 9/11 -- to erase the terrifying images that most New Yorkers likely first thought of something far worse.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Somebody please order a salad

Sometimes I am truly amazed that humans have not all just vanished or alien life forms have been here and seen stories like this and just left laughing. Why?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I love it

I came across this story from Drudge. See the story first here and then return and read on.

What I don't understand is why are the Pagans upset? Why hasn't anyone stepped up and said they are a little confused because there is a 30-foot boner and nut sack right next door.

Pagans. (People Against Good And Normalcy)

Monday, July 16, 2007

Why Drugs are bad for you

This is an absolutely fantastic reason why drugs are not good. See the story here.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

From a while ago...

I sent this a while back. This guy a shit crazy amazing!

Also, if you haven't seen this one, you must be living under a stone. I could crack coconuts with my balls after watching this.

Heroes

WANT TO HELP? A fund has been set up to help the families of the nine fallen firefighters. Donations can be sent to: City of Charleston Fireman’s Fund P.O. Box 304 Charleston, SC 29402

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Ted Nugent for President?

Ted Nugent may be crazy but when he says something, it makes a lot of sense. Why the hell do people care that I eat meat? I don't care if they eat salads all day long and pretend they are healthy. Most, if not all of the vegetarians I know look pasty white and claim they are full of energy. Nothing energizes me like a barely cooked rack of ribs or a big juicy steak that still "moos" when you bite into it.
I think this attitude should carry into other species, don't you? I think that they should pitch tents in Africa and when they see a lion trying to kill and eat a gazelle, they should intervene and stop that nasty lion. Maybe a nice garden mix of greens instead? Those people need to shut the fuck up and start paying attention to things that matter. A corrupt government that is sending troops to fight a war that we will never win, and then having the insurance companies give it to them in the ass when they are home. I'll be thinking about other, more important issues. As a matter of fact, I may think about them while sucking down some chicken wings and turkey legs.

Paul Potts - Britain's Got Talent

Please check out this link. I cannot believe that this guy was pedaling cell phones prior to appearing on this show. This would compare to if I appeared on this show and I was able to pull an entire cow out of my ass and give it a big kiss and milk it. He says he was bullied as a kid which explains his initial pants-shitting performance. Although... the chick judge would probably, after a bottle of wine, pork his chubby socks off.

He'll be thinking of those little bastards who picked on him while he is snortin blow off of a room full of strippers. How do you like me now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA