Wednesday, June 20, 2007

From a while ago...

I sent this a while back. This guy a shit crazy amazing!

Also, if you haven't seen this one, you must be living under a stone. I could crack coconuts with my balls after watching this.

Heroes

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Ted Nugent for President?

Ted Nugent may be crazy but when he says something, it makes a lot of sense. Why the hell do people care that I eat meat? I don't care if they eat salads all day long and pretend they are healthy. Most, if not all of the vegetarians I know look pasty white and claim they are full of energy. Nothing energizes me like a barely cooked rack of ribs or a big juicy steak that still "moos" when you bite into it.
I think this attitude should carry into other species, don't you? I think that they should pitch tents in Africa and when they see a lion trying to kill and eat a gazelle, they should intervene and stop that nasty lion. Maybe a nice garden mix of greens instead? Those people need to shut the fuck up and start paying attention to things that matter. A corrupt government that is sending troops to fight a war that we will never win, and then having the insurance companies give it to them in the ass when they are home. I'll be thinking about other, more important issues. As a matter of fact, I may think about them while sucking down some chicken wings and turkey legs.

Paul Potts - Britain's Got Talent

Please check out this link. I cannot believe that this guy was pedaling cell phones prior to appearing on this show. This would compare to if I appeared on this show and I was able to pull an entire cow out of my ass and give it a big kiss and milk it. He says he was bullied as a kid which explains his initial pants-shitting performance. Although... the chick judge would probably, after a bottle of wine, pork his chubby socks off.

He'll be thinking of those little bastards who picked on him while he is snortin blow off of a room full of strippers. How do you like me now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA